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lonepapi:

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

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local-disappointment-tm:

daily-bad-jokes:
My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to his third.
At this rate, he’ll never be at class on time!
For the people who don’t understand the pun:
8 is 16 / 2, and 8 / 2 is 4. And assuming the pattern is /2 or x1/2, it will never reach 0 because you can’t have double of nothing.

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paninimami:

mangopapi:
😭
😂😂😂😂

Dec 13, 2018 3,998 notes

tropicalfantasypapi:

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just-shower-thoughts:

Laptop speakers are too quiet for music and too loud for porn.

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thevelvetpelican:

Me: *has a moment of free time*
My brain: UNACCEPTABLE. We must be productive at ALL TIMES.
Me: *works myself into the ground*
My brain: UNACCEPTABLE. I’M TIRED AND UNHAPPY. WE MUST REST.
Me: *takes some time to rest*
My brain: UNACCEPTABLE.

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dirtgirl1999:

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

Dec 12, 2018 132,492 notes

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

Being on tumblr after the update like

Dec 12, 2018 39,694 notes

millennial-review:

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teathattast:

Dec 12, 2018 9,263 notes

dankmemeuniversity:

Dec 12, 2018 74,223 notes

books-read-in-nooks:

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”
My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

Dec 12, 2018 37,739 notes

zaneramon:

I woke up feeling beautiful 🥀

Dec 12, 2018 376 notes

2tingxpatty:

This woman is bout 35 sucking her thumb in public smh.

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lookin like a sad johnny bravo

windjammah:

jessreptar:
keybladeofsteel:

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lishajournals:

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lovlae:

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

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all-is-for-all:

suicidalmuffinst0rm:
ringoroadagain:
arobotmadeforjerkinu:
ringoroadagain:
outfit idea
This
over this
so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole
It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.
A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.
WH

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cazantonio:

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the-black-backed-gull:

Me: *sees a bald man with dark eyebrows*

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aaronbuzz:

magnumpicactus:
stimman3000:
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somebody tell me wtf this is
@magnumpicactus the sand is on top of really hot coal and is pretty much boiling. The dude is dragging the pot of coffee on it to boil it. Its a traditional turkish way to make turkish coffee and its really good.